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  Kali Sweet Series

  Three Urban Fantasy Novels

  by

  Misty Evans

  ~ ~ ~

  Revenge Is Sweet

  Sweet Chaos

  Sweet Soldier

  Kali Sweet Series

  ISBN: 978-0-9858729-2-2

  Revenge Is Sweet

  Copyright © 2011 by Misty Evans

  Sweet Chaos

  Copyright © 2012 by Misty Evans

  Sweet Soldier

  Copyright © 2013 by Misty Evans

  Cover designs by Laura Morrigan

  Digital formatting by Author E.M.S.

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or have been used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, events, locales or organizations is entirely coincidental.

  All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the author, except in brief quotations embedded in critical articles and reviews.

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  Revenge Is Sweet

  A Kali Sweet Urban Fantasy Story

  Book 1

  Misty Evans

  Payback is a bitch and her name is Kali Sweet...

  I’m Kali Sweet, the best damn vengeance demon on Earth. I work for the supernatural world’s Justice Department and protect innocent humans from otherworldly creatures like me. While I can’t take revenge for myself, I make sure justice is done for others.

  But when my latest run-in with Chicago’s vampire king backfires, the fallout leaves me with three big problems: a powerful Undead enemy who wants my head, my boss looking over my shoulder, and three personal blood slaves jeopardizing my reputation.

  One of those slaves happens to be sexy rock star Radison Beaumont—the half-human, half-chaos demon who left me at the altar three hundred years ago. Even if he does need my blood now to survive, Rad and I will always be enemies.

  Especially since he’s joined an ancient society of demon killers—and I’m the number one demon on their most wanted list.

  Dedication

  To Mark, ti voglio bene.

  Acknowledgments

  Thank you to Adrienne Giordano and Mom Giordano, for tutoring me in Italian…a fun language to learn with such great teachers!

  Much appreciation to my beta readers and editors, Michelle Miles, Judith Wherett, Dale Mayer, Nana Malone and Colette Chmiel. Kali would not be here without your keen eyes and excellent suggestions. (Special thanks to Michelle for naming Kali’s whip.)

  Hugs to Laura Morrigan, who took me up on creating this cover and then did it to perfection!

  And finally…

  To all the readers of SWEET DEMON, who asked for more Kali. Here she is.

  Happy reading!

  Author’s Note

  The first six and half chapters of Revenge Is Sweet appeared in Entangled, A Paranormal Anthology, as the short story, Sweet Demon. I’ve made minor additions/changes to those chapters for RIS.

  Included at the end of this book is a Glossary of Terms and further notes on characters and places that appear in the story.

  Chapter One

  We save what we love. I love humans, even though I’m not one, and while I can’t save them from themselves, I can protect them from supernaturals like me. My name is Kali Sweet and I’m a vengeance demon. I run Sweet Investigations and work for the Bridge Council, the supernatural world’s version of the Justice Department.

  A week before Halloween in the Windy City, the trees were leafless skeletons against a murky sky, bare branches dripping rain. One storm was done, another moving in, and the atmosphere was tight and leaden. In two hours, the Chaos Demons rock band would take center stage at The United Center, a.k.a. the Madhouse on Madison, and the place was already jumping. Fans clogged the parking lots, security was heavy. High pressure shoebox lights laid a haze around the building. A breeze kicked up, scattering a confetti of wet leaves around my feet.

  Head down and clinging to the shadows, I passed two tour buses, both emblazoned with the Chaos Demons graphic Greek god logo. In spite of the cool night air and approaching storm, scantily clad female groupies surrounded the buses. Hanging around the women were assorted tattooed and pierced males trying to look badass. A few appraised me, eyes gleaming and heads tilted with interest, but not so much as a snicker or a whistle accosted me. While I looked like a male fantasy come to life in my short leather skirt, thigh-high boots and Red Riding Hood cape, they knew a true badass when they saw one.

  As I passed one of the ginormous plate glass windows in the front, the dull roar of drums, electric guitars and keyboards thumped against it like a lion trying to roar its way out. The band was warming up, the lure of music tantalizing. I wanted nothing to do with the Chaos Demons, but my MP3 player was tucked in the pocket of my cape, along with my weapons, tempting me to listen to my latest playlist. Tonight, though, I had to keep my senses clear and my wits on high alert. Music would only distract me.

  I kept walking.

  One of the things I love about humans is their power to create. Music, literature, movies... their ability to invent and design new worlds fascinates me. I covet that ability, perhaps valuing it more than they do.

  Finding the service door I was looking for at the rear of the building, I also found a six-foot-five, two hundred and sixty-five pound security guard blocking it. Beefy hands settled on his nonexistent waist when he saw me. “Kali Sweet. What’chu doin’ here, girl?”

  “Hi, Hone.” A cross between a Hawaiian fire dancer and a sumo wrestler, Hone could intimidate an entire NFL team. Me? I saw a teddy bear under the immense brawn and glowering attitude.

  Even though he knew who I worked for and my status among the supernatural crowd, I’m a stickler for doing things by the rules. I flashed him my badge, gave him my most professional face. “Bridge Council business.”

  Security guard, bodyguard, bouncer, you name it, Hone had been my muscle on a couple of jobs in the past, some for the Council, a few for Sweet Investigations. The outer package was just for show—he could read minds, and that’s what made him the better fighter, no matter who he was up against.

  He scratched the top of his buzzed head. “Here? Tonight? Before the concert? It’s not one of the band members, is it? Boss ain’t gonna like that. Bad for profits if the lead loses his voice right before the show.”

  If I ever got hold of him, the lead singer of the Chaos Demons would lose more than his voice. But that wasn’t Council business, that was personal, and I wasn’t allowed to exact personal revenge. Ever. Period.

  Hone’s boss still wasn’t going to like me. “I’m delivering a warning tonight, and it isn’t to one of the band members.”

  Hone studied me for two seconds before he guessed my mission. “Nudra? No. Way.”

  I nodded, and Hone’s gaze swept the shadows behind me, looking for my backup. “You alone?”

  Two little words, but his tone suggested it was a crazy idea to face the vampire king without some muscle. I fingered a short stake, sharpened to a nice point, inside my cape. “Nudra and I are just going to have a brief conversation. That’s all.”

  I had the coming encounter planned out in my head down to the last detail. I’d deliver the Council’s message with my usual Italian flair mixed with a touch of American snarkiness, Nudra would try to seduce me with his East Indian charm. When that didn’t work, he’d threaten me with his typical vampire king bluster. In the end,
though, no blood would be shed. I’d wrap things up and be back on the South Side to celebrate my friend Neve’s birthday before she finished her first beer.

  Moving aside, Hone opened the door for me. “Nudra doesn’t like the Council stepping on his toes.”

  Vampire kings craved power as much as they craved human blood, and they always considered themselves above the laws of both human and supernatural worlds. “I’m the messenger this round, not the enforcer.”

  “You know what they say about shooting the messenger?” Hone’s teeth flashed a bluish white in the dim glow from the overhead light. He waved me through the door with a dramatic flourish of his enormous arm, looking like Chicago’s most dangerous doorman.

  “Things go bad…” He tapped the side of his head as I passed through the door. “You call me.”

  Nice to know his loyalties lay with me even though he worked that night for Nudra. Human or supernatural, times were tough. Jobs were scarce. I’d drink a gallon of holy water before hanging a sign around my neck that said, “Will work for vamps”, but I didn’t blame Hone for taking any job he could get. “You still treating Renee well?”

  He laid a hand over his heart. “Aphrodite set me up with the perfect woman. Renee’s amazing. We’re talking about getting married.”

  Told you he was a teddy bear.

  I squeezed his arm. “I’ll tell Di. She’ll be thrilled, and we’ll both be expecting a wedding invitation.”

  “You got it.”

  When the door shut behind me, my happiness over Hone’s good news fled, my confidence wavering as a sense of dread attached itself to my back like a horny teenage boy. I hadn’t confronted a vampire of Nudra’s level in fifty years. My last experience with one had ended in a lot of blood. Mine, his and a couple of humans. The memory still made me sick to my stomach.

  Evading inside security, I circumvented the elevators and took the stairs. My heeled boots sounded like gunshots on the concrete, echoing in the stairwell. I silenced them with a touch of my fingers, the magic coating the boot soles before I made my way to the management level where the offices were located. The tha-wump-wump-wump of drums and the whine of guitars vibrated over my skin. A hard-driving rock song was hard to resist, but this one, like all the songs the Chaos Demons had built their successful career on, made me want to gouge my eyes out while jumping up and down barefoot on hot coals. Thinking about Radison Beaumont in any capacity, his role as lead singer of the Chaos Demons no exception, always resulted in the same visceral response.

  Big girl panties, Kali. After nearly three hundred years, I shouldn’t even remember il pistolino’s name, much less how much he’d hurt me, but hearing the music the half-human, half-chaos demon created, feeling it vibrate over my skin, was like the touch of his fingers on my body all over again. My pulse throbbed in tune with the drum and my heart squeezed with the same sharpness as when Rad had left me.

  In some ways he never had. Every night, the past and Rad haunted my dreams. One dream, really. The only dream I ever have. Rad kissing me, swearing his love for me against my lips as he peels off my corset. Me, heart thumping and hands shaking, swearing mine in return. But just at the moment our physical union affirms our emotional one, Rad snaps his fingers and a silver dagger appears in his hand. He shoves the blade through my heart and I wake, screaming his name. Every. Single. Night.

  Which is why I worked nights instead of days. A few years ago, I’d hoped changing my sleep and dream patterns would throw my subconscious into new territory. Didn’t work. Every day, it’s the same rerun. Rad, love, silver dagger.

  Shows you what the heart, even one belonging to a demon, is capable of.

  Shoving all thoughts about Rad into the hole of scorn I’d dug for him years ago, I refocused my thoughts. Warning or not, I was about to go head-to-head with a vampire king twice my age. You didn’t get to be that old without having a few tricks up your sleeve. Best to stay focused and on my guard. My magic allowed me certain advantages with supernaturals, but vamps were in the super supernatural category and could match me in almost every one of them.

  The hallway was carpeted, the air tinged with human excitement and the scent of the Undead—old blood and musty dirt. Under those smells, my demon nose picked up the smell of gun oil and acrid metal, probably from the demons Nudra used for security. Two sets of elevator doors were on the right, three closed office doors across from them. Framed concert posters as big as the refrigerator in my kitchen hung in between the doors. Taylor Swift, Gaga, Black-Eyed Peas. Not my taste, but obviously big names that brought in lots of cha-ching.

  An elegant eighteenth century table with a marble top dominated the end of the hall. A giant cut-glass vase filled with blood-red orchids and corkscrew willow limbs sat on top looking like a floral monster ready to grab unsuspecting visitors. Knowing Nudra’s perverse sense of humor, it might well have been.

  Of course, the door closest to the floral arrangement had the name Raj Nudra inscribed on it in flowing Old World script. I took a deep breath and centered myself, making sure I stayed out of reach of the willow branches.

  Show no fear. Act like an equal. Those two rules had kept me alive for centuries. I called up my power by rubbing the tip of my ring fingers against my thumbs and mentally stating my mantra, vengeance is mine. A warm glow, invisible to anyone but me, suffused my body from head to toe.

  Ignoring the dread leeched to my back, I flung the door open without knocking.

  Chapter Two

  Raj Nudra, Vampire King of the Central United States, was waiting for me.

  Seated behind a mammoth black desk, Nudra appraised me with flat reddish-brown eyes. Two of his minions flanked his sides, arms crossed, weapons in plain sight. Low level demons, good for muscle but who couldn’t think their way out of a coffin.

  Nudra leaned back in his chair, long black hair falling across his shoulders as his feminine lips curved up into a smug smile. “Kalina Dolce, what brings you here? Hoping to score front row seats to the concert?”

  He pointed to a couple of tickets on his desk and then to a bright orange lanyard with a plastic ID protector. “Or perhaps a backstage pass? Word has it, you were once sweet—no pun intended—on Rad Beaumont. If you’re looking to hook up again…” He let the suggestion hang in the air.

  No one had called me Kalina Dolce since I’d left Rome in 1910. Kali Sweet was more modern, more American, and it didn’t remind me every day of what had happened to my family and friends. Didn’t make me catch my breath in fear when someone called me by it, or make my gut cramp with guilt when I saw it written on a random envelope in the mail pile.

  I shut down the bloody memory the name called up. Now wasn’t the time to revisit the past. In fact, it was never a good time to visit the past. Under the circumstances, I recognized Nudra’s one-two punch. He’d caught me off guard with his use of my old name and knowledge about my relationship with Rad. He obviously had anticipated my visit and planned accordingly.

  Blood-sucking bastard.

  Rule one when dealing with vampires, always have a ready escape. Leaving the door open, I removed my Bridge badge from the inside pocket of my cape, regaining my composure as I did so. The weight of the shield reassured me. The way the overhead light bounced off the gold reminded me of the responsibility I held. Nudra was king of a bunch of Undead vamps. Big deal. I was a member of the Bridge Council and the best damn vengeance demon on the face of planet Earth.

  I shoved my badge in his face. Sniffed the air as if he stunk—which he did—as I flicked the hood off my head. Italian flair, check.

  Offense taken, he straightened ever so subtly as I glared down at him. “You’ve crossed the line with humans again, using them as blood slaves. Trafficking them across state lines and selling them to the highest bidders. That’s two strikes this year. One more, and...”

  “You’ll send me to my coffin for a time out?”

  East Indian charm, check.

  “One more, and the next time you see me, I�
��ll have pliers in my hand.”

  His flat eyes sized me up, and then he tsked. “Such an inhumane way to remove my fangs.”

  What he was doing to humans wasn’t inhumane? What an ass. I fished the written warning out of my back skirt pocket and tossed it on the top of his desk. “They’re not for your fangs, buddy boy.” American snarkiness, check. “They’re for your balls.”

  I grabbed my crotch to emphasize my point before backing toward the door. Rule number two, never, ever turn your back on a vamp, especially when threatening his vamphood. “I take your balls, you lose your sex drive, and with it your bloodlust will decrease by ninety-nine percent. You’ll stop preying on human girls and boys, and a king with no sac is nothing but a figurehead, so you can wave bye-bye to all this power you’ve amassed. The Council will divide up your territory among the other American vampire rulers and your fortune will be doled out to the blood slaves as restitution.”

  While his DNA gave his skin a warm tone, the vampire disease paled it. The result was a taupey gray, making it impossible to discern whether or not my words were sinking in.

  Nudra leaned forward in his chair. “How surprising the Council sends you, its heart and soul, to do its dirty work.” Instantly, I felt his power rising around both of us. Sexual power, blood lust, desire, all mixed together. “I could use someone like you in my organization, Kalina. Someone with your strength, your influence. That zest for humans you have fits perfectly with mine. The compensation, of course, would be exemplary. You would have everything you ever wanted.”